ScrubOne today opened his new blog announcing “this time I’m not going to pretend that it’ll work”.

Sources say many of the articles will be written as though they are from the newspaper or press releases. Speculation is that “ScrubOne” finds this easier than formulating thoughts in a more meaningful fashion.

Critics immediately started surrounding the site, claiming spelling was not up to scratch. Police refuse to confirm rumours that those critics are SO’s wife.