I soooo want one of these

Your USB Cannon will always defend its position with honor!

No need to worry about any geeks trying to take your position with rubber band shooters or wimpy nerf launchers. Just fire open your USB Cannon software, take aim, and annihilate the intruders…without having to turn away from that story on cnn.com. DEFEND YOUR HOUSE with the USB Cannon!

 

 

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