Posted by: scrubone | July 19, 2007

Tracey Barnett: “I’m 3, and we need to bring back Section 59″

Some woman called Tracey Barnett wrote a column for the Saturday Herald. I keep meaning to post on it, cos it’s a total hissy-fit.


Check out the very first paragraph:

Dear Mr President: You owe me. You owe me for what you have taken away - and for what America can’t seem to find again.

If you’re like me, you immediately have an image of a 3 year old having a tantrum. You know the sort, where everyone in the supermarket is thinking “just smack the kid on the behind already”.

How will I explain the country you are leaving in 18 months to my two American-born children? What will I tell them when they’re ready to vote a decade from now and still living with the repercussions of the damage you have done to America’s reputation throughout the world?

Do I teach them that America isn’t just the land of baseball and burgers - but now the happy home of water boarding and wire-tapping? Do I explain that our new national symbol isn’t just an eagle but one of naked hooded prisoners stacked in pyramids like broken chairs?

Do what any sane person would do. Take them to New York and show them the hole in the ground where a bunch of calculating, university educated Saudis took 5,000 innocent lives. Explain to them that if you are fighting people who do not play within the rules of war, they are not under the rules of law.

You owe me for the future my children will have to work to rebuild someday, and I never agreed to pay that price.

My first presidential memories as a child were of a jowly man resigning under scandal. We danced around loud speakers broadcasting Richard Nixon’s resignation speech at summer camp. Watergate taught my generation that presidents were fallible but that we had the power to make them accountable.

Now it comes out. What kind of kid dances at summer camp because the president resigned? Perhaps Tracy could have spent more time by the old swimming hole and less time fuming about evil politicians. Maybe that’s why she’s acting like a child now.

I saw two reporters and a newspaper bring down an entire presidency by telling their story. I thought then that when Americans ultimately heard that truth, they listened. I don’t think that now.

I have watched my country tragically anaesthetised under a president who has done more to abuse power under the shrill banner of patriotism than any other president in my lifetime.

Yea, Clinton just abused power. He never bothered to cover it up with patriotism.

But it’s funny how you talk about the truth. I guess you missed large parts of the truth. Just small things like wiretapping programs being approved by bi-partisan committees. Or the fact that Bush (by not shooting terrorists immediately) treats terrorists far better than required by international law. Yep, the truth is quite important.

I went back to America recently and the silence of dissent was deafening. Not in the press but at dinner tables. Every day the New York Times or the Washington Post dutifully churn out what America needs to see but people seem tired of listening.

Yea, they’ve head the dissent. Unfortunately, the dissenters seem to think that them being ignored means they haven’t been heard. Trust me, they’ve been heard.

President Bush is still trying to ban access to presidential papers forever - if he deems it. The Vice-President has defied an order to account for classified information for four years now, and has even moved to abolish the very agency that is pushing him to comply.

Dick Cheney has ordered visitor logs to his office destroyed and won’t even reveal the names or size of his staff.

The doors of access and accountability for this presidency slammed shut years ago and no one has harnessed the combined powers of the press, Congress, courts and the people to pry them back open. Our checks and balances are grinding along like some slow-motion parody of the Hurricane Katrina response.

I think there was a bogus claim back there, but I couldn’t be sure. For sure, like all politicians Bush and Co are no angles. But they’re not the devil you’re making them out to be. And the Hurricane Katrina response was slow because of the local Democrat governor - it’s actually illegal for Bush to send in the troops without the consent of the governor, and she didn’t give it for days. (Another “Truth” to ponder.)

At mid-term elections Democrats blazed in under a banner of change and then crumpled in compromise when it came time to put their money where their mouth is and set a deadline for Iraq. They voted to continue funding the war and then abandoned all withdrawal dates like chalk promises in the rain.

And you’re complaing to Bush about this?!?

Mr President, I do not believe America is proud of seeing Guantanamo prisoners so hopeless that scores have tried to commit suicide by self-starvation, living in a hellish legal limbo that saw the Geneva Convention ignored.

Again, he didn’t shoot them, so you’re partially right about the “Geneva Convention” bit. Unfortunately, Bush scored a majority in an election where Guantanamo had been around for several years so I’m picking that America is a little less ashamed than you think.

I do not believe America approves of suspects secretly stolen from their home countries and ferried to places where torture slithers under the radar.

I’ll give you that one.

I do not believe Americans want to see their Bill of Rights trampled under the ironically named Patriot Act to allow this Administration to eavesdrop on its own citizens, thumbing its nose at legally required warrants set in place to guard against the very abuse of power you have wielded.

Did you know that the Patriot Act was just a copy of the anti-mob laws, with the words “and terrorists too” written in? No? Thought so.

As for the warrants, that program was approved by a committee made up of both Democrats and Republicans, like all such measures. Funny how the Democrats on that committee have developed memory problems. Perhaps you should research Clinton’s version, now that was an abuse of power.

But perhaps I have been wrong. Maybe this is what the American people have wanted all along. After all, they voted for you a second time.

Glad you finally noticed.

The hardest truth to consider is that perhaps their disapproval of you now is not with your methods but at your lack of success.

The America I see today is just waiting for a bus. The anger I once heard in conversations among friends has dissipated into a disgusted shrug. No wonder the prospect of elections looms so large, so early, this time. America doesn’t want to see the mess at its feet so it busies itself focusing on the horizon.

If those friends are anything like Tracy, they’ve also had to realise that they’re out of touch with the American public. Good.

Mr President, I want my country back. I never believed your actions could go unchecked over such a long period with so few repercussions.

Repercussions? Does this woman even read the newspaper? Or does she think the Democrats are still a minority in congress?

Today, the real truth is that you have shaken my faith in a system that should have worked to correct your disastrous tunnel-visioned focus years ago.

Hm, tunnel vision. Reminds me of someone… actually a whole group of people.

You won, Mr President, and an entire next generation of Americans has lost. For that, sir, I cannot forgive what you owe us all

And thus ends the hissy-fit. Yes, we’re all owed the world by Bush.

I say bring back Section 59, and make it applicable to weekend columnists. Maybe then we’ll see some writing worth reading, from adults.

Responses

No, we’re not owed the World by Bush, just the parts of the World that have been messed up as a direct result of Bush’s wrongdoings and inadequacies.

Tracey Barnett makes sense, I think. It takes someone very brave and mentally strong to speak out amidst corruption.

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