Our Agenda

WhaleOil notes Craig Ranapia has let the cat out of the bad.

Well, we’re going to gather up all the virgins (and cute household pets), hold a mass human sacrifice and welcome our Satan Overlords to their new dominion, as we dance naked in the entrails of poor brown pensioners. Or something. Heck, OGM, get with it — the great thing about a secret agenda is that if you knew what it was, then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore. And what use is that when you’re trying to scare up a poll point or two?

I think he left out the goat skin leggings and eating babies….come on Craig I thought you were a signed up member of the VRWC?

I have to admit, I’ve not been keeping up on the “message” since they switched emails to be in parseltongue. Ever since Key took over I’ve been trying to find some time to practice, but I’m not yet fluent.

Thanks guys.