A variant of some weird Christian intermediate thingy

Must… Post… Something…

I really feel like I must post something tonight for some reason, I’m not sure why.

What I will say is this.

If you follow me down the motorway at 100k, with less than 5m clearance, I will slow down. Once I have slowed, I will speed up somewhat more rapidly.

The goal of this is to put in place the following distance that should exist between me and the car behind. Having established this distance, I would hope that you would realise the error of your ways.

If you should then pass me and flip me off, I will will not be impressed that you feel aggrieved, since you were the one to create a safety issue for myself and my companions in the first place.

So please don’t be surprised if you receive correspondence from the boys in blue in the near future. Unfortunately, unlike the woman who, a few months back, decided to share her objections to my merging (into the only lane available) at the next intersection, I did not happen upon the boys in blue around the next corner on this particular occasion.

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Comments on: "Must… Post… Something…" (1)

  1. I’ve never figured out why some people think if they follow a car really, really closely, they will arrive at their destination faster.

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