In this day and age, we need to keep track of what the markets are doing. Here’s today’s report. Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators [...]
This month’s rankings are over the break.
Nunchuck Fail – let’s face it, some things are always going to happen. Ambulance Fail Live Cross Fail – watch that cord! Load Secure Fail
When people talk about how they have fallen away from christianity, I am usually left wondering how on earth they could have such a poor understanding of their own religion. 1. God is wrathful, jealous, hateful, and kills nations of people like it is a bodily function. He is certainly not just or “holy” in [...]
Found an old file of funnies going through my old backups. I’ll start posting a few items. REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. [...]
Dave reports After the 2008 budget, the CPAG congratulated Labour and applauded the Greens for its home insulation progress in Budget08. That’s the Child Poverty Action Group for those that don’t know. Now I’ve blogged previously about the stupidity of talking about “Child Poverty”. But I thought I’d pick up another angle here. When I [...]
If goverment spending is the way out of a recession, how come we have recessions?
Homepaddock blogs on the recommendation that all farm houses be fenced, after the tragic death of a child. Farms are full of dangers but is an effluent pond nearly 100 metres from a house in the country any more dangerous than a busy road right outside one in town? And how do you make a [...]
I was just noticing the BNZ ad on yahoo. I realised something. When the pig moves from one bed to another, that’s transferring accounts. Then you have the “escape” when you move your banking, and all the other symbolism. So watch this ad and tell me what you think the goings-on at the 23 second [...]
Well, Palin has been officially cleared over the clothing scandal. Not that anyone will care – it was clearly a stick to beat her with in the first place. Well, as of May 15, the FEC ruled that there was no ethics violation and the clothing spending was deemed legal. One would think that this [...]
