1. Be a Fundamentalist–make sure the Fun always comes before
the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will
never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the
reason why we are put in the material world is to get more
material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that will
ensure regularhilarity.
2. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision.
That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision
to me. That way, if we don’t like the programming we’re
getting, we can simply change the channel.
3. Life is like [film] photography. You use the negative to develop.
4. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the
future, so if you’re looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice
is simple. When you find a fault, just don’t dwell on it.
5. There’s no need to change the world. All we have to do is
toilet train the world, and we’ll never have to change it
again.
6. If you’re looking to find the key to the Universe, I have
some bad news and some good news. The bad news is: there is
no key to the Universe. The good news is: it has been left
unlocked.
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