Well, they do. Rod Donald even had a possum fur seat cover, and tie. If they say that I support the beating of children, then I can say they support the murder of cute harmless animals. But in more effective satire news Zentiger has explained why the Greens rationale might also apply to traveling in [...]
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, and etc. The next morning they went [...]
The families Commissioner has twice today in interviews I’ve seen told us that the Commissions position on smacking was based on research. That’s interesting, because the Children’s Commissioner’s might have been, but not anything that might be regarded as good research – in fact, the best research supports the opposite conclusion that both the Children’s [...]
They’re trying to convince Iceland that watching whales is more commercially viable than hunting them. Whale watching generates far more money than whale hunting, according to a report released at the International Whaling Commission (IWC) meeting here. Worldwide, the industry now generates about $2.1bn per year, it says. The group commissioning the report, the International [...]
Martin Van Beynen has an interesting opinion piece on stuff. Apparently he sat throughout the entire Bain trial, and has some things to say that should make a number of people uncomfortable. I thought many of the defence arguments had been exposed as almost ludicrously implausible and its experts revealed as endorsing some very strained [...]
Two Cannibals are having the First Dinner of the New Year… One turns to the other and says: “You know, I just can’t stand my mother-in-law.” The other replies: “Then try the potato salad.”
I have previously noted this comment from Lindsay Mitchell: But there were a couple of other ‘warm fuzzies’. I was signing a petition and another gruff geyser about my age was also asked. A young Bradford supporter tried to intervene. “You don’t understand what you are signing, ” she told the man. “Yes I do,” [...]
I always loved the cat telegraph one. On Knowledge – “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.” – “Imagination is more important than knowledge.” – “The only real valuable thing is [...]
1. Be a Fundamentalist–make sure the Fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that [...]
In Honor of Arine’s latest prank… Ok, let’s start with a guy who has some sort of death wish. I pity the guy who got it on the rebound. Just because soccer is a simple game doesn’t mean someone can’t stuff it up. (Love the clip at 2:00!) Somone’s going to get fired for this [...]
