All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy. Memorandum To: All Employees From: Headquarters Subject: Business Travel Policy Guidelines Date: June 16, 2000 Due to fiscal constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees on travel for official business. The purpose of these policies is to save money, thereby [...]
This would be comical if it weren’t so thuggish. Balzano disparaged altruistic efforts in city parks and asserted that “there is (sic) to be no volunteers” since his union members were laid off. He then issued a witch hunt threat: “We’ll also be looking into the Cub Scout or Boy Scout who did the trails. [...]
John Key couldn’t wait to shut down our stimulus efforts as soon as the economy started growing. Here’s some stories from the US that (in my mind) confirm his position. 2. ADMINISTRATION CLAIMS THAT PURCHASING A LAWN MOWER SAVED 50 JOBS: … 3. ADMINISTRATION REPORTED 292 JOBS IN COLORADO BUT “ONLY THREE NEW JOBS WERE [...]
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.” Source. 10 Rules of Office Work 1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman. 3. If it whistles, [...]
Well, the march for democracy is today. unfortunately I won’t be there, but here is a thought. Wouldn’t it be interesting to see all the MPs who voted to ban reasonable force for correction try to get through even one day without using any reasonable force for anything?
Some may have noticed I didn’t post video humour last week. Fact is, I’ve run out of broadband pretty fast this month. Not entirely sure why, but I have my suspicions that visiting 400 sites & blogs within a few days just might have something to do with it. On the plus side, I now [...]
HT: Semper Vita who pointed out the disgusting bias in the Herald’s article where they renamed the march. The Children’s Commissioner has some comments printed in the Herald today. “Instead of a clearly divisive march, I would rather see our time taken up with debating the nature of the relationships we have with children as [...]
In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet. The copier is out of order! Yes, we have called the service man. Yes, he will be in today. No, [...]
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. ‘I’ve kidnapped you!’, said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, ‘I’ve kidnapped your [...]
Well, I thought I’d sign up to twitter to prevent my username from being taken, but it seems I am too late. So just for the record, it’s not me. I’m tempted to change my name though… Edison Oruerio sounds quite exotic and mysterious .
