Heh, this is funny. You can read the whole thing here.
Labour Party MP Pete Hodgson will be leaving Parliament to travel back in time and attack the reputation of Prime Minister John Key as a young boy, senior Labour sources announced today.
The Dunedin North MP plans to establish a new identity in the past where he can be close to the future Prime Minister – possibly as a teacher or friend of the Key family – and accumulate enough evidence to permanently damage Key’s reputation and preclude him from entering politics and becoming leader of the National Party.
‘We believe that as a ten year old child Key was involved in illegal currency speculation that badly damaged the New Zealand economy,’ Hodgson said. ‘We also have information suggesting that at about this time Key and his friend Derek shoplifted a pornographic magazine from a local dairy.’…
Court records indicate a P Hidgson lived across the road from the Key family in Burnside during the early 1970s. He was later arrested in the United States attempting to blow up the headquarters of Merril Lynch in New York in 1981.
Reading some old posts the other day, Hodgson was mentioned by DPF…
Pete Hodgson becomes Minister of Commerce, Minister for Land Information and Minister of … Nothing controversial for a non controversial Minister.
That was 2004. How things change.
I’ll try and get a better link shortly. Firefox managed to screw me over a couple of times writing this and I am royally narked off right now.
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