The Empire Strikes Barack
Oh, this is so, so funny. I’m tempted to put this in the top 10, it’s that good.
HT: Patterico
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.
Tag Cloud
- Labour
- Democrats
- Obama
- Corruption
- Islam
- The Blog
- Other News
- Bush
- The Greens
- National
- Helen Clark
- Electoral Finance Bill
- Republicans
- Labour thinks we're all stupid
- Saturday Night Humour
- Winston First
- Israel
- Sarah Palin
- NZ Blog Stats
- McCain
- Tax
- Jacqueline Sperling
- Zimbabwe
- Don Brash
- No Right Turn
- NZ Blog Rankings
- John Key
- Idiot/Savant
- 9/11
- Stocks
- Patterico
- Canterbury Earthquake
- Christchurch Earthquake
- Maori Party
- Presidential Campaign
- Guantánamo
- Creation/Evolution
- United Future Destiny Etc
- ilovemrstiggywinkle
- Hypocrisy
- The Standard
- Media Bias
- Michelle Malkin
- Wikileaks
- NewsBusters
- Little Green Footballs
- Tui Billboards
- The Polls
- Jordan Carter
- Zimbabwe Election 2008
- Stop the ACLU
- Supreme Court
- Family First
- Obama Worship
- Beijing Olympics
- Election Night
- Same Sex Marriage
- Advertising
- Democratic Hopefuls
- Stephen Franks
- Act
- Inflation
- Sue Bradford
- Michael Cullen
- DPF
- George Muller
- David Bain
- The Pope
- Madeleine Flannagan Lawyer
- Darfur
- Idiots
- Unions
- Hillary
- Electoral Finance Act
- Presidential Hopefuls
- Peak Oil
- Antonin Scalia
- Climate Change
- Friday Night Ramble
- Kiwi Blog
- Whale Oil
- So Called Racism
- Brian Tamaki
- Destiny Church
- Matthew Hooton
- ACORN
- Thomas Sowell
- guns
- Space
- CNN
- Mike Moreu
- Media Free Rides
- Karl Rove
- China
- Oil
- Racism
- Evolution
- 9/11 conspiracies
- Poneke
- Smacking Petition
- BDS
- Voter Fraud
- Big News
- Ian Wishart
- Absolute Power
- LA Times
- Herald
- Budget 2008
- Sue Bradford Lying
- Smacking Derangement Syndrome
- Electric Cars
- Nanny State
- New York Times
- ACC
- Republicians with Balls
- Climate Change Common Sense
- Instapundit
- Tumeke
- Hamas
- George W Bush
- Hugo Chavez
- Aria MacDonald
- Julian Assange
- Tea Party
- Louisa Wall
- Irony
- Sir Humphery's
- 2005 Election Aftermath
- Exclusive Brethren
- Helen as Darth Vader
- The Amish
- Obama Scandals
- Dhimmitude
- War
- Code Pink
- Save the Humans
- Drugs
- Kiwi Party
- Beijing 2008
- Terrorism
- Economy
- Wages
- TV
- Liz Gordon
- Oil Sands
- RMA
- Piha
- No Winston
- Rape
- Feminists
- Mia
- Student Loans
- Peter Cresswell
- Student Riots
- Matt Flannagan
- Ahmadinejad
- Price of Food
- Protests
- Scrubs
- TV3
- Reason TV
- Drew Carey
- BBC
- Mugabe
- Iraq
- Child Poverty
- Chris Trotter
- Brendon Sheehan
- Fox News
- Police Misconduct
- Energy
- NewsBusted
- Housing
- Pork
- The Hive
- Folole Muliaga
- Kahui twins
- TVNZ
- Myanmar
- Scott McClellan
- John Bolton
- Harmeet Sooden
- Brent Bozell
- Cindy Kiro
- Truck Protest
- Persecution
- Tony Veitch
- Bad Behaviour from the Left
- 1080
- Public Transport
- Ruth Dyson
- Liberty Scott
- Daily Kos
- Jim Anderton
- blog stats
- Blagojevich
- Gaza
- The Ranting Raving Left
- Michael J. Totten
- Christine Rankin
- Families Commission
- Silly Internet Poll
- Torture
- Fair Go
- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Parenting
- Trevor Mallard
- Iran
- humour
- National Radio
- Ground Zero Mosque
- VSM
- TSA Security
- charter school
- George Zimmerman
- Brett Kimberlin is a Terrorist
- Cuba
- Lebanon
- Osama Bin Laden
- NZ Herald
- Pope Benedict
- Don't trust a characterisation - read the original
- The Crusades
- cool tunes
- Auditor General
- Wikipedia
- Abuse of Power
- Michael Drake
- Bill English
- Xtra Broadband Speed
- Hot Air
- Not PC
- Winston Peters
- conspiracy theories
- freedom of speech
- Chick-Fil-A
- Glenn Peoples
- Simon Buckingham Lawyer
- Kiwisaver
- Mary Holm
- definitely
- Controversial
- Arse-backwards
- Ironically
- Paul Erhlich v Julian Simon bet
- massacre
- California Law
- Three Strikes
- Correcting Liberal BS
- Theft
- Craigslist
- fraud
- internet fraud
- thoughtless people
- Employment
- Fairness
- Mistakes
- Military
- transgender
- pregnancy
- Democrat Scraps
- Cartoons
- Red Tape
- Bizare Cartoons
- Big Porkies
- Reciprocity
- Pope
- Anti-War Protesters
- Silence Opposition to the Left
- Veterans
- Roger Douglas
- Stupid Posts
- Bill Hodge
- Work Breaks
- Non-Religious Fundamentalism
- Indoctronation of Children
- Enviro-nuts
- Waste
- WhaleOil
- Zimbabwe Election 08
- Helen's Mates
- MDC
- Zanu-PF
- Millie Elder
- Rich People
- Chris Comeskey
- Responsibility
- Freedom to Speak
- Taze Em Bro
- Reparation
- Annette King
- Crime Victims
- One News
- Polls
- Voter Movement
- Trends
- Complexity of Reality
- Tiananmen Square
- Seal Hunt
- Idiot Liberals
- Publicity Stunts
- The Muppets
- Politics Everwhere
- Moderate Muslims
- Fitna
- Paul Buchanan
- Jeremiah Wright
- Separation of Church and State
- 1990s
- Idiotic Graphs
- Spotless
- Hospitals
- Feminisation
- Schools
- Boy's Education
- Hard Knocks
- Conservatives vs. Liberals
- Giving
- Real Charity
- Californication
- Bad Jokes
- Bad Rulings
- Police
- Speeding
- BSA
- Lombard
- Subprime Crisis
- Finance Companies
- Peter Brown
- Asian immigration
- Party Pills
- BZP
- Eve's Bite
- Homosexuality
- Telecom
- TelstraClear
- privatisation
- Genome Project
- Francis Collins
- Science and God
- Creation
- Intelligent Design
- Speeches
- BS
- Dammed if You Do
- Auckland Train Electrification
- ERA
- Collective Bargaining
- Minimum Wage
- Lost in the Post
- Business Incompetence
- Identity Theft
- HSBC
- Parents
- Cellphones
- Bail
- Marc Ellis
- China FTA
- Twisted Stastics
- Feminist Logic
- ALAC
- Julie
- thehandmirror
- Piha Cafe
- Food Regulations
- Debt Monster
- Student Debt
- NZUSA
- Yahoo
- Yahoo Xtra
- Maori Party Crazy File
- Tariana Turia
- Holocaust
- Jews
- Mongrel Mob
- Happy Valley
- Solid Energy
- Spying
- Social Responsibility
- Students
- Student Games
- Hotels
- Atheism
- Al-Qaida
- The Onion
- Olympic Torch
- Tibet
- Funerals
- Non-Christian Christians
- Atheists
- Irrational Atheists
- Fat Idiots
- Whining Criminals
- Tax Cuts
- Fascism
- Bureaucrats in Charge
- Judith Tizard
- Misogyny
- Nick Smith
- ANZAC
- Warren Buffett
- Berkshire Hathaway
- Wrigleys
- Bush v Gore
- Voter ID Case
- Child Abuse
- Statistics
- Lesbo
- Lesbians
- Lawsuits
- ASBOs
- Computers
- Geeks
- Morgan Tsvangirai
- Michael Moore is a Big Fat Liar
- Lindsay Mitchell
- Humour and Lack Thereof
- Left v Right
- Tim Blair
- Electricity Crisis
- Clinton
- Glenn Beck
- Super Delegates
- Democratic Party
- ANZAC Ploughshares
- Waihopai
- Rev Wright
- Nancy Pelosi
- Taito Phillip Field
- Elim College Tragedy
- Jihad Watch
- Howard Broad
- Free Speech
- Crystal Dixon
- Gareth Hughes
- The Hollow Men
- Priory of Sion
- Biofuel
- Election Spending
- Judicial Activism
- James Yee
- Sky
- Now I've Seen It All
- Consumer Confidence
- Roy Morgan
- Joris de Bres
- Race Relations
- Police Corruption
- China Quake
- Mark Steyn
- Ron Mark
- Herman van Krieken
- Vietnam
- Curia
- ODT
- Simon Cunliffe
- Bob Dole
- Bernard Hickey
- Government Waste
- TVOne Colmar Brunton Poll
- TV3 Poll
- Tagging
- Assassination
- fertiliser
- William Sutch
- SIS
- General Election 2008
- Bruce Logan
- Food
- Free Trade
- Craig Hill
- Political Correctness
- Medicinal marijuana
- Infanticide
- Stagflation
- Policy
- Name that Party
- Bush Didn't Lie
- Jeanette Fitzsimons
- Associated Press
- Valerie Plame
- Rugby Rape
- Blog Later Clean Out
- Nandor Tanczos
- I See Red
- Power Crisis 2008
- Thought for the Day
- kiwiblogblog
- Spoilt Brats
- Push Polling
- Blame the 90s
- WMD
- Keisha Castle-Hughes
- Peter Chin
- Dunedin
- Cynthia McKinney
- Gary Condit
- Libertarianz
- Contra Celsum
- Myth Busters
- Richard Prebble
- Radio NZ
- Porsche 911
- Top Gear
- Electoral Comission
- Hairy Armpit
- Mike Williams
- The Reformation
- Luther
- Leo X
- NZ Conservative
- Atomic Weapons
- EPMU
- Andrew Little
- polygamy
- Boobs on Bikes
- Rodney Hide
- New Orleans
- Russia
- Christmas
- Oprah
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Jo Moore
- OUSA
- Shaun Tan
- ACT Party
- Blair Mulholland
- Pure methamphetamine
- 2008 Financial Crisis
- Andrew Sullivan
- Jack Baur
- FactCheck.org
- Universal Declaration of Human Rights
- Matt McCarten
- Steve Fossett
- Murray Webb
- Electoral College
- Newt Gingrich
- Jack Murtha
- Nanny Knows Best
- CYFS
- Charity
- Wordpress
- Su'a William Sio
- Freeview
- Rumsfeld
- Reuters
- Mark Foley
- Coping in a technological world ...
- House
- Jenin
- R100 & R101
- ARC
- WINZ
- Bomber
- Bailey Junior Kurariki
- Bruce Emery
- private prisons
- Silly Polls
- The Hand Mirror
- Lost
- Trees
- Steven Crowder
- Stem Cells
- Rasmussen Tracking Poll
- Stephen Wallace
- Daylight Savings
- NZDF
- Start Praying
- Fiji
- Bainimarama
- Topp Twins
- Susan Roesgen
- Radicals
- Mt Albert
- Faith's Check Book
- Jimmy Mason
- Gay Agenda
- Animal Welfare
- David Shearer
- Susan Boyle
- Chrysler
- Budget 09
- BNZ
- recessions
- Don't Sue Me if you're silly enough to do any of these
- Linley Boniface
- yes vote
- Barnardos
- Sacha Baron-Cohen
- Jonathan Coleman
- Lockwood Smith
- Spongebob
- Tim Geithner
- John Roughan
- Ted Kennedy
- Up from slavery
- Booker T. Washington
- Satire
- Polanski
- Iraq Death Toll
- Geert Wilders
- MMP
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Talentless Dopes
- William Shatner
- The Tonight Show
- 3 Strikes
- Stimulus
- NZ Flag
- Geoff Robinson
- Sue Kedgley
- Karl du Fresne
- Boy Racers
- Brian Rudman
- John Campbell
- Mining
- Billboards
- John Minto
- George Gwaze
- Miley Cyrus
- Investigate
- Nigel Latta
- Sea Shepherd
- Foreshore and Seabed
- X Factor
- Ablisa
- South Canterbury Finance
- Good Customer Service
- Eva Longoria
- Breitbart
- Paul Henry
- Local Politics
- Rosemary Ives
- Westboro Baptist
- Pike River Mine Disaster
- Fahrenheit 911
- Markos Moulitsas
- Ann Coulter
- Jared Loughner
- Blood Libel
- Libya
- Gaddafi
- Japan Earthquake
- Chuck Colson
- Terry Jones
- Wisconsin
- public purse
- education union
- faithfulness of god
- nzx
- national holiday
- rudeness
- Global Warming
- tobacco companies
- current-events
- religion
- The Real “Velvet Revolution”
- Megan Woods
- Robert Mugabe
- Desperation to stay in power
- Interest Free Student Loans
- Non-Aligned Movement
- The EU
- Oriana Fallaci
- terrorists
- Disproportionate Force
- World Trade Centre
- the Pentagon
- Afghanistan
- The Taliban
- Fatwa
- web of conspiracy (not)
- Canvas
- Domestic Violence
- Advertising.
- Tammy Bruce
- Sundays
- David Limbaugh
- Jacques Chirac
- insanity
- Shane Ardern
- Darth Vader
- Bible Quotes
- Ignoring Evil
- Close Up
- Campbell Live
- Just Left
- Photoshop
- Plamegate
- Fighting Terrorism
- Section 60
- Investigate Magazine
- Sunday Star Times
- Craig Smith
- Big News Blog
- Kos Kids
- Combo Flags
- McDonalds
- That Dance
- Integrity
- King Solomon
- Electromagnetic Propulsion
- Venezuela
- Transparency International
- Radio New Zealand
- Children’s Commissioner
- David Parker
- Extremists
- Forecasting
- Being a Real Person
- Inquiries
- Dame Margaret Bazley
- Paula Rebstock
- Aaron Worthing
- RU-486
- by Fear and Fallacy
- Stupid Arguments
- Fuel Efficiency
- Bizarre
- Political Donations
- George Soros
- Democrats think we're all stupid
- Full Blooded Maoris
- Interrogation
- Che Guevara
- Young Nats
- The Warehouse
- Forty Two Below
- Do as I say not as I do
- NZ Pundit
- The Overlander
- Kiwi Rail
- Toll Rail
- Nicely played
- Gas Derangement Syndrome
- Family Integrity
- Smacking in Sweden
- Presbyterian Church
- Trade Me
- Ayman al-Zawahiri
- Mars Rovers
- NASA
- Lebanon War 2006
- Dan Rather
- Fauxtography
- Red Cross "targeting" incident
- Michelle Malkin Attacked
- Syria
- Howard Dean
- Veggie Tales
- F word
- Mohammad cartoons
- Christianity Must Be Offended
- Graham Capill
- Christian Heritage Party
- Destiny Party
- Cindy Sheehan
- Al-Qaeda
- YouTube
- Michael Moore (Former NZ PM)
- Westboro Baptist "Church"
- Wi Huata
- Donna Awatere Huata
- Teleporters
- Anti-discrimination laws
- Discrimination
- Human Rights
- Grey's Anatomy
- Comedy
- John Kerry
- Tree Rage
- John O'Connor
- Really Random Quotes Department
- AK-47
- Smacking Doesn't Harm Children
- Amish shootings
- Sudan
- Cox and Forkum
- Fracking
- Tidy Up 2012
- proper tags
- Left wing misogyny
- David Sessions
- Mark Regnerus
- Bill Keller
- Law Society
- Smith-Voorkamp
- Buckingham Law
- George Obama
- Dinesh D'Souza
- Peter George
- Kiwiblog
- Working for Families
- Tony Anthony
- Bank of Canada
- PC Gone Insane
- Identification
- Project Veritas
- ACLU
- Chavis Carter
- Rosa Parks
- David Clark
- Tim Barnett
- Chris Carter
- Margaret Wilson
- David Benson-Pope
- Reverse Dogwhistle
- Pope Hat
- Hokitika
- Ewen MacDonald
- Kylee Guy
- Da Vinci Code
- Gnostics
- Arctic Ice
- Howard Stern
- Oikophobia
- Leo Traynor
- Harrassment
- Mitt Romney
- Bob McCoskrie
- The Gospel of Jesus' Wife
- Say Hello to My Little Friend
- Homophobia
- Benghazi scandal
- Rebecca Kam
- Lena Dunham
- Asset Sales
- Biased Polls
- Early Voting
- US Politics
- Willowbank Wildlife Reserve
- witch-hunts
- USA
- Honest Trailers
- Hunger Games
- Paul Ryan
- Ke$ha
- Celebrity Idiots
- Metiria Turei
- Education
- Te Makao Bowkett
- Charter Schools
- Police Chases
- Amazon Reviews
- Poetry
- Obamacare
- missuse of stats
- Bill Maher
- Mayors Against Illegal Guns
- Sensible Sentencing Trust
- Privacy Commissioner
- Contempt of Court
- Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
- Parekura Horomia
- Deaths
- Firefox
- Helengrad
- Quotes
- Lobbying
- Idiocy
- Benghazi
- Lunacy
- Austerity
- Children
- Tax Cheats
- Piers Morgan
- Gun Control
