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Massive Left-Wing Beach Party

Many of you will have heard of the Tsunami warning this morning.

But those of you on the left will know the truth by now – this is just a rouse to make sure us fearful conservatives stay away from the beaches. Apparently they were going to issue a sea-borne terrorist attack instead but thought it wouldn’t be credible.

What’s really happening is a massive party of left-wing bloggers, unionists, Green and Labour party members and supporters.

I hear the beer is going to be distributed about 10 min before the party starts (see times on Kiwiblog) so don’t be late!

Note: ScrubOne advises all people of common sense to disregard all satire posts this morning, even if they do mention universal “truths” like Conservative politics being based on fear.

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