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Saturday Night Humour – The Top Gear Files

Recieved this during the week and it tickled my fancy so much I thought I’d include it tonight.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,
double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and
I had not paid for them yet.

Hellloooo?

Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.

So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last
year…namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo’? (I told him). It’s been a year’!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up….

He hasn’t called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the
guarantee they made me.

Bet he won’t underestimate a blonde anymore.

Heh.

Well, I’ve posted this before but it’s so funny it’s worth posting again.

Jeremy Clarkson tests the world’s smallest car.

Clarkson reviews the car that his wife is “leaving him” in. :D

I never thought that a Porsche 911 could come out better off between it and the panio being dropped on it’s bonnet…

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