Once upon a time, Dear Leader Helen was always composed, always ready with good answer, always presentable and personable.
That was then, this is now:
A spokeswoman for Helen Clark said the Prime Minister had “no view on the biscuit” and – as far as her frontperson knew – did not consume them on flights.
National Party leader John Key said he was “delighted” the biscuits were gone because he found them “an unwelcome temptation” his waistline could ill afford.
Broadcaster Paul Henry was appalled, saying it was the end of an era.
Yep, Helen’s really starting to loose her people’s touch. Sorry, her fake people’s touch.