Quote of the Day

First, while the leader of National essentially decides everything and the party trots along behind, Labour doesn’t work like that.

The left – based in reality and truff.

“It was not the policies that were the problem, it was a failure to communicate what those policies represent.”

No, it wasn’t “failure to communicate” either. (Though that is a constant favorite of you guys, after all, your policy platform is never wrong)

It was the fact that your government stunk like seafood that had been left in the sun for days.

Scampi to be precise.