So… who is it that really buys votes?

In case you’ve been living under a rock of some sort, you’ll have noticed a really silly “Internet Party” has been founded by one Kim “Dot Com”, convicted criminal awaiting extradition to the US.

Mr “Dot Com” is keen to avoid said extradition, and hence is using his money to buy his way into our parliament.

Now, clearly he’s been casting around for which political grouping might be most open to his ministrations. 

We now know the answer to his careful research. He has discovered that left-wing environmentalists are most easily bought

That’s not to say he’ll actually succeed in buying enough to get anywhere of course. But don’t let’s forget that supposed “anti-big money” principles are quickly forgotten on the left.

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