Quote of the Day

Heh, Lucia at NZ Conservative says: Patrick Swayze is dead. On an unrelated note, so is my Ipod. It’s not even a year old. First Comment is from macdoctor Your iPod is still under warranty, Lucia. Unfortunately, Mr. Swayze was not… Had a good chuckle over that one. <weird rambling> On a barely related note,… Continue reading Quote of the Day

Saturday Night Video Humour

Tonight: Men doing stupid things. Well, what else could you do? By “grill” they mean barbecue. This is not the sort of act where you want to make a nervous mistake. More bloopers of various sorts – some pretty funny ones in here.

Help Anyone

A few months back, Homepaddock mentioned that having a baby born with a disability is like flying to Germany. You land and they tell you “Welcome to Holland”. With Aria MacDonald’s parents it was more like “Welcome to Holland, that’ll be $3m dollars, thanks.” I’ve mentioned her before, but there’s a story up on Stuff… Continue reading Help Anyone

The smell of prayers?

Funny things happen in aviation emergencies. The smell of burning rubber, panic and prayers filled an Air New Zealand Boeing 737 forced into an emergency landing at Wellington today. Well, at least they have a pleasant smell.

Last Words

Ok, time the return of the daily joke. Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible! Tell me, Mary,… Continue reading Last Words

Seven Useless Facts

I have been tagged by Homepaddock. 1. By number of teeth, I lean to the right, and did so even before/in spite of 2 extractions 2. When I was a kid, I participated in a pyramid style thing, but instead of money, it was simply a fun thing where postcards were sent to the person… Continue reading Seven Useless Facts