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Al Qaeda No. 2: Bush should pop over for a drink after work

Ayman al-Zawahiri has invited Bush over to his place for a beer.

Na, just kidding.

He’s calling him a murder of Muslims who lies to everyone. Just the usual.

I do wonder how this stuff still makes the news…

Hold up, this just in:

He’s also calling the pope an impostor.

“This impostor, Benedict, reminds us of another impostor, his predecessor [Pope] Urban II from the 11th century in Clermont, France, who urged the people of Europe to kill the Muslims and launched the crusades,” al-Zawahiri says.

Take note: these guys are still pissed about the crusades. They don’t let lack of recent offences (or good deeds, like getting out of Iraq) get in the way of their chief pastimes of plotting doom to the west.

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